oh man last night we got my friend super drunk because whenever we drink together he’s always just like moderately buzzed and he kept like flexing and checking himself out and it was the funniest thing ever. we kept telling him to stop flexing because he didn’t have any muscles and he was getting so offended and kept cuddling with my unicorn pillow pet and quizzing me on the pokemon on my blanket.

i’m not sure what influenced me to post this but here you go, internet.